ANTM Ep 2 - The Top 10 Moments

ANTM Ep 2 - The Top 10 Moments

We’re back with episode 2 of America’s Next Top Model, Cycle 24! Can you believe this show debuted in 2003? It doesn’t matter if you do or not, because it’s a matter of public record!

Here are the Top 10 Moments from this week’s episode!

Warning: this post contains spoilers.

10) No na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na theme song!

I am going to take extreme umbrage that while we were gifted with the classic host, we weren’t also returned to the classic theme song we all know and love to get stuck in our head. It makes a faint appearance at the end of the credits, but it’s not enough. 

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9) Stacey McKenzie has the best voice

She arrives to teach the models how to strut the runway, but she just struts her way into my heart and eardrums. She sounds like she smokes a thousand packs of cigarettes a day while simultaneously incubating the world’s longest cold - and it sounds amazing.

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8) Makeovers are coming!

I *know* makeovers are coming soon because many of the girls are filming their talking head segments with their hair covered. This also acts as a spoiler of who makes it to next week!

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7) The return of BONKERS PHOTO SHOOTS

I’m happy to report that the photo shoots have lost none of their......specific uniqueness. This week’s is a “high fashion pregnancy shoot,” - whatever that means! One model declares: “This feels very glamorous. Very hollywood.”

Another says that this shoot “definitely couldn’t have gotten more opposite of my personality.” So, NOT pregnant?

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6) I demand proof

I really need to see Erin’s driver’s license. Is she truly 42!? I’m sure they aren’t lying about such an easily disputable fact but.....COME ON.

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5) Half-eaten apple-gate!

Brendi - it’s a little early to be losing your shit over someone leaving a half-eaten apple in the fridge. Granted, I probably would have had about the same amount of patience at 22, but you’ll have plenty of reasons to start drama. Just give it time.

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4) I miss Mr. Jay :(

And the whole crew really. Turns out we really can’t always get what we want.

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3) Even Tyra doesn’t know how to pronounce GIF

She alternately pronounces it with a G, as in Geography, and a J as in "Just joking, GIF starts with a G. Why would anyone pronounce it differently?"

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2) Bye Maggie!

Someone always has to go home first, and the judges weren't impressed with her perceived "Maine Girl Goes to Oakland" schtick.

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1) Tyra needs to clarify that she DOESN’T condone teen pregnancy

During panel, Tyra takes a moment to mention that neither she nor America’s Next Top Model in any way condones teen pregnancy. Noted!

Though can you imagine the outrage if Tyra took a stand FOR teen pregnancy?! LOL.

This is definitely NOT a teen. She's 32!

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Check our our interview with this week's eliminated model, Maggie. For more Scold coverage of ANTM, click here.

*Main image courtesy of VH1

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