Your Weekend Reading List
Am I the only one who finds massive, overgrown cucumbers hiding on the vines? I found a pretty good answer to the question of what to do with them. Bonus: also good with added gin.
Please everyone write more essays that frame childbirth as animal, amoral, and violently embodied.
Hey did you read this New Yorker profile of Simone Biles when it came out?
Speaking of women Olympians who are the best in the world, Katie Ledecky is statistically remarkable.
I love Mallory Ortberg's advice to this landlord who wants to police her tenants' lifestyles and diets.
You are overreacting, but not to something that is unlikely to ever happen again. Your tenants will all die. Some may die while they are renting from you. You, too, will someday die, perhaps under inconvenient circumstances, at a time when you do not particularly wish to, and for causes that you cannot yet predict.