Forget the Electoral College: There's Lots Better Ways to Choose a Prez!
Direct elections: one person, one vote.
DEATH RACE 2016!!!!!!!!!
Flip a coin.
(just kidding, who would do that, Iowa?)
Chose someone who has obviously been anointed with oil by a prophet of God.
Go with whoever has the most animal friends
If that's too close to call, pick the guy who loves animals so much he's likely to put one on his cabinet.
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