Melania Trump: First Lady of the United States

Melania Trump: First Lady of the United States

Meet your new first lady - Melania Trump! She's the one who redecorates the White House and feeds the federal pet now.

Let's get to know her with a peek inside her initiatives during the first hundred days!

Train and nurture the cerebuses that guard the Oval Office

(Aw! She's a friend to the animals!)

(Aw! She's a friend to the animals!)

Recruit citizens for a totally new program entirely without historical precedent called "Trump Youth." Chiefly responsible for armband insignia design.

("Ha! Reminds me of my boys.")

("Ha! Reminds me of my boys.")

Spearhead Trump's new anti-bullying program, "Suck My Glorious Success, Losers." 

("It Gets Better....for Donald!")

("It Gets Better....for Donald!")

Found "Task-force for Tiffany," which hopes to get to the bottom of just what is up with her.

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Study the White House for secret tunnels because, my God, you've got to get out of this relationship girl.

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