The only intro we want to give you to this link is the article's title: "I Really Need to Tell You About This Life-Size Sex Doll of Sir Gawain". Please enjoy.
The best description of the Azealia Banks, Russell Crowe, RZA scandal I could find is in French which highlights the most interesting aspect of this issue: that all three are weighing in on a legal issue on the internet. One wonders what effect this will have on any suits that are brought. You can read about the dispute in English here, or like, any other place that is not a reputable news source.
I'll never get enough of these sorts of stories. McSweeney's imagines If Women Wrote Men the Way Men Write Women.
The U.N. made a super shameful move by passing over seven real women for secretary general, appointing a pretend woman as a phony ambassador, then covering up her body because her boobs and hips are too big.
Meanwhile, Blac Chyna is buying herself a Rolls-Royce as a push present.
The NYTimes gave the world a gift by compiling a list of the 282 People, Places, and Things that Donald Trump has insulted.
While researching my Halloween costume, I uncovered this fascinating and frustrating article about the 35 year war over royalties for Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell (one of the best selling records of all time, fyi).
In news extremely relevant to our interests, two Australian "Bachelor" contestants have found love...with each other!
This one's an academic article behind a paywall but may very well be available through your library. Here's the abstract:
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